DargonZine | Volume 18, Number 7 |
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ll welcome Lord Anarr, who eats eggs for breakfast!"
Anarr watched the herald close the scroll and depart, then leaned
over towards his mother on his right. "What am I doing here?" he
whispered. She glanced up at him only briefly, then resumed picking
through a bowl of jewelry.
"This is the banquet in honor of your many accomplishments, dear,"
she responded, selecting an emerald ring. She considered it briefly,
then popped it in her mouth and chewed.

"But last I remembered I was going to Dargon to study the curse on
that woman, Simona," Anarr responded, puzzled. He looked around the
darkened room, teasing memories from his mind. "The village in the
hills. We had left there, and we were carrying something. It had been
blocking the rain." The recent past came back to him. "Gow. It was a
statue of Gow. I had placed a ward around it, left it on the barge with
that guard, Edmond, and opened the Phial of Athleth to carry me to
Dargon so I could study Simona's curse."
"Ah, the Phial of Athleth. You love that spell. Speed in walking,
isn't it?" she responded, not really looking up. She was pulling off
sections of a gold necklace and daintily eating them.
"Yes. So what am I doing here? I should be on the road a day out of
Dargon."
"You are, dear. Look down."
Anarr looked down. Below him he could see his legs pumping faster
than human legs had a right to move, and the road pouring past in a
blur.
"See? You are there and here both," she said, popping another ring
in her mouth. "This is just part of the spell."
Satisfied, he nodded and looked back to his plate. It was empty.
"Eggs, Lord Anarr?" A servant appeared out of the gloom and
proffered a plate with pickled eggs, multicolored and vinegary.
"Yes, please," Anarr replied. The servant poured a pile of them
onto Anarr's plate, then faded into the background.
"Are you sure you can handle that many, Anarr?" his mother inquired
as she cut a brooch in two.
"Of course I can, mother," Anarr responded. "I can easily handle
this many eggs."
"Oh, yes, he loves those eggs. Has them for breakfast, he does!"
Anarr turned to his left and saw his father sitting beside him and
addressing the departing servant for a moment before turning back to his
son. "Always did love those eggs."
"The reward of hard work," Anarr replied. He looked down at his
father's setting. It consisted of a plain bowl of gruel. "Here, Father,
let us get you something better to eat. Life is a banquet, after all."
"Oh, I can't, son. My stomach, you know."
"I can heal that for you, Father. I know how now. There's no need
for you to suffer. You are my father, after all!"
"Well, I am dead, you know."
"Oh. Yes, that's right."
"Died well, too," declared a tall man in dress uniform from the
other side of Anarr's mother.
"That he did, Marshall Jode, that he did," replied Anarr. He gave a
small nod to the man, who stood at the table with a large bloody knife
in one hand. The plate in front of him was piled with severed fingers:
his own.
"Died damn well. Here, have some eggs, Anarr!" With his remaining
digits he handed a plate of scrambled eggs to Anarr's mother, who passed
it to Anarr.
"He died fighting," commented Anarr proudly, helping himself to a
large ladle of the steaming mass. "As did you, I recall, along with most
of your men."
"Damn straight I did! Nasty mess, that war." Jode sawed at another
finger with the crimson blade. "Well, men are like arrows! You must
spend a few to win a war!" He finally cut through the bone and the
finger fell to his plate. "But you showed yourself well, you did! Made
us all proud!" As he spoke he gestured with the knife, tossing drops of
blood around. "At least those of us who lived to see what you had done."
He eyed Anarr's portion. "Eh, are you sure you can handle all those,
young master?"
"Don't fret for me, Marshall Jode. I can take care of myself."
"Are you sure? That looks like quite a bit."
"I handled those archers, didn't I? And those spearmen?"
"You certainly did, my lad, you certainly did."
"You certainly did," commented a young woman across the table. She
was putting a dab of mashed tubers on her plate. "They all ran away,
every one." She took a forkful of the white stuff and began combing it
through her hair. "Oh, you looked so heroic on your horse coming back
from battle."
"And you looked fit for a prince when you met us at the gate,
Marie," Anarr replied. He accepted the plate of sliced eggs as she
handed it to him. He forked a number of them onto his plate almost
without looking, admiring her as she dipped her fingers in her wine
glass and then smoothed back her reddish locks. "Mother spoke of your
beauty, but seeing you then confirmed all she said, my love, my
princess."
"My prince," she replied. "A prince like no other." Her expression
grew wistful. "If only you hadn't been called away to war."
"I won't be gone long, my beloved, my betrothed," Anarr replied,
"and when the queen has released me I'll return for you."
"And we will be happy ever more," she sighed. "Anarr, are you sure
you want all those eggs?"
"Yes, dear," chimed in his mother, a string of pearls dangling from
her upheld fork. "There's more to the banquet than eggs."
"A man has to know his own limits, Anarr," said his father.
"Always be reaching for more, I say!" countered Jode as he attacked
his pinky. "That's what your fingers are for!"
"Absolutely," agreed Anarr. "I want my plate full!"
"Then you shall have more!" Anarr followed the sound of the voice
to the head of the table. There sat Aendasia Blortnikson, with Valeran
Northfield at her side. "Bring eggs for Lord Anarr!"
A servant appeared with a plate of boiled eggs spiced with herbs.
Anarr motioned for them to be put onto his plate. As he did so he
watched other servants bring in new day candles, even though the ones on
the table were not even burned down past the first bell mark.
"I shall eat all the eggs you give me, your majesty!" Anarr called
to her as the servant piled his plate high. "I can take all that you
would give me!"
"Be careful you don't overreach yourself, Anarr," cautioned a voice
to the left. There, beside Marie, sat Honus Spalt, Anarr's first teacher
in the healing herbs. His pockets overflowed with dried plants and
weeds, and more weeds protruded from the neck of his tunic and from the
sleeve holes. "The secret to long life is balance and proper measure in
everything."
"I have had long life, Master Spalt," Anarr replied with a hint of
sharpness in his tone. "Longer by far than even you!"
"You hardly seem to age at all," commented Tomar, Anarr's younger
brother, who leaned out from behind his mother. "You put us all to
shame."
"It's like you're my brother, not my uncle," added Thomas, Tomar's
son, leaning out from behind his father.
"It's like you're my brother, not my great-uncle," added Timothy,
Thomas' son, leaning out from behind him.
"It's like you're my brother, not my great-great-uncle," added
Thomas, Timothy's son, leaning out from behind him.
"It's like you're my uncle, not my great-great-great-uncle," added
Tomar, Thomas' son, leaning out from behind him. "Are you sure you want
all those eggs?"
"I know my limits, young sir," replied Anarr sternly.

"There is a time to eat eggs, and there is a time to not eat eggs."
At the sound of his old master's voice Anarr reflexively bowed his head,
although not as low or as long as he once may have. "You have learned
this lesson well, Anarr."
"You taught it well, Master Zehn." Anarr glanced around his father
at the wizened old man seated to his father's left. His white hair was
wispy and his skin wrinkled. Propped up against the table at his side
was his walking staff, as gnarled and old as its owner. Its bare wood
echoed the bare skin of its owner. "And I learned it well."
"You learned all your lessons well. You eagerly grasp at my
knowledge."
"You have the knowledge I need, the knowledge of life."
"I have the knowledge of health. There is another who has the
knowledge of life. Are you sure you want all those eggs?"
"Yes, master," Anarr replied curtly. "I am strong enough to handle
them." Anarr held his master's gaze, but noted out of the corner of his
eye that the servants were bringing in more day candles.
"Always at the eggs, Anarr," snarled a man across from Zehn. "Can
never get enough of them." His hair was jet black, and his smooth skin
was pale. The contrast was marked. "Maybe you should save some for
someone else!" As he talked he was busy picking bits of bark off his
hands.
"Like you, Haddar?" Anarr pointedly helped himself to some egg pie
as he talked, making a show of cutting into the curdled dish. "I feel
that a man is worth what he can get."
"You waste your time, old man," came the heated reply. "What good
is all your power when you only spend it on more years?" Haddar shook
his hands and brushed at them in an attempt to get the clinging bark
off, but there always seemed to be more of it. "In the end, what does
your life mean?" At either side of him sat Eelail: alien, immortal
representatives of Makdiar's other intelligent species. One was of the
race of Ljosalfar, the other of the race of Dopkalfar. They sat silent,
unmoving, watching Anarr with unblinking oval eyes. Anarr found he could
not meet their gaze, and he shuddered with frustration and anger. He
turned this at the man between them.
"My life means what I want it to mean."
"Then it means nothing. Are you really going to eat all those
eggs?"
"Maybe you should listen to him, love," Marie added. She was taking
spoonfuls of the raisin pudding and smoothing them on her face like a
lotion.
"Proper measure in everything," added Spalt.
"I can handle them," replied Anarr.
"Can you?"
The buzz of conversation, which Anarr had not truly noticed until
now, died. Anarr did not need to look to know who it was that spoke. He
recognized the voice of his old friend and enemy.
"You know I can." Anarr emphasized the last word. How often had
they had this conversation before; on the road, at the Sanctuary, in his
dreams? Ever since their last parting this had been his only and
constant nightmare. Anarr refused to look at the man. Instead he watched
the servants laying out more day candles.
"You know you cannot."
"What I have done, I have done. What I am is what I am. The gods
are what they are. There is nothing higher than this." His own words
were hollow in his ears. In his mind's eye Anarr could still see his own
hands as they had appeared that night, made young again, against all
possibility, against all knowledge. He had been dying of old age, one
hundred years after he should have died by all norms. His own power had
kept him alive beyond his years, but it was spent, and the power of the
best healers had not availed him.
"Look at me, Anarr."
Anarr found he was trembling. In his ears, faint like a whisper,
the sound of hammering footsteps and rushing wind seemed to threaten.
Unwilling to move but unable to stop, Anarr turned. At the far end of
the table, wearing a simple robe and the stylized hangman's noose of his
order, sat Dulas.
"You are dead now," Anarr said to the old monk. "Why do you still
haunt me?"
"You know why. Admit it. Where is the immortality you sought?"
Anarr opened his mouth to speak, but no words came out. He saw now
that the chair that the old Stevenic priest was sitting on was made from
the very tombstone that Anarr had carved with his own hands after a
fever had taken Dulas' life. Anarr had returned from a journey to
discover that the man was in an unmarked grave.
"I admit everything and nothing," Anarr retorted. "Your truth is
nothing but a fable."
"My fable is the only truth there is."
"You tricked me," Anarr cried. "You worked some magic and restored
my health like I have done myself so many times!"
"Then tell me how I did it. You know you cannot." Dulas' eyes were
deep pools.
It was true. In the years since his miraculous healing, Anarr had
explored many explanations, but none held up save the one answer he
would not believe. When he spoke again Anarr's voice was a mere whisper.
"I know the gods. I deal with them every day in spells, in incantations,
in appeasements. Your god is no different, nothing special."
"Then look at your hands, Anarr." Anarr looked down at his hands.
As he watched they began to age, becoming the wrinkled, blotched,
crabbed hands of an old, old man. "You trusted in your own strength and
knowledge, and it eventually failed. Are you sure you want all those
eggs?"
Anarr hesitated, fear touching his heart. Then he pushed it away
with anger. "Yes!"
"Then light the candles."
Anarr looked up. Before him, in a great cluster, were eight day
candles, unlit. At his side burned a long, thin match. To either side of
him, lit by the fitful light of that single flame, were plates and
platters and bowls and buckets of eggs of every variety, style, and
flavor. Anarr took the splinter in his gnarled hand and reached it out
to light the nearest day candle. As he did, his hand began to shake.
Anarr tried to hold it firm but it quavered all the more. He steadied it
with his other hand, holding the match with an awkward, double grip. To
his surprise and alarm he found the match being pulled toward the
candles. Startled, he tried to hold it back, but it was no use. The
match touched the nearest wick, and every candle burst into flame,
melting in a moment into a great flaming mass. A wave of heat swept over
Anarr, unbearable. He tried to shove himself away from the table. His
chair upended, and he fell.
Suddenly Anarr was surrounded by light, still falling. The wind
whipped through his hair and caressed his face. He flailed with his arms
and tried to right himself, but the world turned and the sky spun past
out of reach. His breath blatted out of his mouth when something
obscenely hard and unyielding slammed into him, wrenching him around and
spinning him. In that instant Anarr realized that he was outside,
sliding on the ground. He hit something. It shattered into many sharp
splinters. At the same moment as his motion ceased, Anarr felt the shock
of cold wetness.
Anarr got slowly to his feet. He stood in the wreckage of a
vendor's stand. The vendor, a woman of about thirty, sat on a simple
stool nearby with a look of horrified shock on her face, her knitting
dangling from one hand. The wooden stand had shattered, and many of the
shards were now stuck in Anarr's clothing and skin. Anarr wiped away the
slimy mess that covered his face, and looked at what the woman had been
selling. It was eggs.
"Where am I?" he asked the woman.
"You're in my stand."
"What city is this?!" he snapped, shaking the slime off his hands.
"Dargon." She gaped at him, her hands splayed in consternated
uncertainty.
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